kanye-chan:
accepted pronouns are “my liege” and “your majesty”
(via batched)
fromonesurvivortoanother:
commanderinqueef:
imagine if butterflies breathed fire
but only a little bit of fire
“hi pet butterfly would you light this candle for me?”
*puff puff*
“thanks little buddy”
(Source: rlymax, via batched)
ctrl-alt-del-esc:
nodoubttrout:
99.9% of my sentences start with
- oh my god
- yeah
- no
- basically
- wait
- so yeah
- like
- you know
- oh
- um
- what
- well
- but
don’t forget, you little shit
(Source: charllemcdonnell)
